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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
we stopped taking baths. Saturday was our day to get "hoovered"!
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It was so cold...
weathermen were threatening to keep it that way until they got a raise!
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It was so cold...
tea cozies were being used for things that tea cozies should never be used for!
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It was so cold...
lemmings were migrating in search of wolves with warm breath!
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It was so cold...
teddy bears were being thrown out of beds in favor of electrical appliances!
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It was so cold...
that any toaster-oven capable of holding a size 10 foot was worth its weight in gold!
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It was so cold...
when we went outside to play, we could only go as far as the extension cord would allow!
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It was so cold...
people were doing bad things just to go to, well, you know - that fire and brimstone place.
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It was so cold...
kids carrying security blankets were no longer considered strange!
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It was so cold...
I walked to school with the toaster in my pants!
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It was so cold...
the dogs were getting stuck to the fire hydrants! The SPCA was sending out emergency rescue teams to break them free.
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It was so cold...
we had to salt the hallway!
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It was so cold...
when I turned on the shower - I got hail!
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It was so cold...
we were afraid to spit because, hey, globs of ice can ricochet!
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It was so cold...
the mice were playing hockey in the toilet bowl!
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It was so cold...
fish were jumping up through holes in the ice - straight into the deep fryer!
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It was so cold...
the government of Nunavut introduced legislation to move Iqaluit to the Turks and Caicos Islands.
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It was so cold...
the cosmetics counter was selling cream for goosebumps!
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It was so cold...
we had an ice-fishing shack in the bathtub!
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It was so cold...
Mom used a saw to serve the milk! Another slice, please!
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It was so cold...
we were afraid that Hell WAS actually freezing over!
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It was so cold...
the mercury in the thermometer was just - GONE!
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It was so cold...
I had to jackhammer my Jell-O!
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It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up signs to "anywhere above -40°"
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It was so cold . . .
we could only annoy people indoors with these dumb jokes!
It Was So Cold...
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