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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
flames froze in the fireplace. Mom would break them off, grind them up, and we'd use the stuff like pepper!
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It was so cold...
my shadow froze to the ground - when I took a step it snapped right off!
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It was so cold...
the "Erebus" and "Terror" were finally found when someone noticed the water was churning because of the old shivering timbers! They were nervous wrecks!
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It was so cold...
my snowmobile - just like a broken shopping cart - kept veering south.
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It was so cold...
the bergy bits in my bathwater were a navigational hazard to my floaty toys!
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It was so cold...
bad tempered individuals were becoming very popular. People liked to crowd around their hot heads!
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It was so cold...
the police suspended the seatbelt law. Who needs them when you're frozen to the seat?
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It was so cold...
you could cut your breath, square it off, and use the blocks to build an igloo.
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It was so cold...
"spitballs" could kill ya! Spitting was like shooting hailstones!
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It was so cold...
a glacier was slowly creeping down Main Street!
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It was so cold...
the politicians at city hall stopped blowing hot air.
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It was so cold...
we didn't have icicles - we had stalactites!
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It was so cold...
Mom invented a new dessert - Jell-O Crunch!
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It was so cold...
a recent poll in town indicated that 92% of the inhabitants no longer considered global warming a bad thing!
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It was so cold...
when we put frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes, we got - frozen pizza!
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It was so cold...
para-medics were checking houses for people trapped under the weight of blankets!
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It was so cold...
nobody needed to buy hair spray. Just spray on a little water, stick your head outside, and that hair ain't goin' nowhere!
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It was so cold...
if you made an ugly face - it stayed that way. Hey! Mom was right all along!
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It was so cold...
the USS Nautilus surfaced through the ice in our neighbor's pool!
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It was so cold...
the radio was broadcasting iceberg warnings to motorists!
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It was so cold...
my rubber ducky refused to get in the tub. It just made that squeaky quack noise and tried to waddle south!
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It was so cold . . .
the crevasses opening up on Main Street were swallowing up cars!
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It was so cold...
the road crews parked the snowplows and brought out the icebreakers!
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It was so cold...
the most popular fad diet was the one that allowed you 24,000 calories a day. Blubber keeps you warm.
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It was so cold...
we stopped calling wooden furniture "furniture". If it would burn - it was just called "heat"!
It Was So Cold...
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