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|Polar Bear Jokes
|At least 250 "IT WAS SO COLD..." Jokes!
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
Q: What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg?
Q: What did the walrus say when it was late?
Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
Q: What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
Q: What do Arctic hares use to keep their fur lookin' spiffy?
Q: Why aren't penguins as lucky as Arctic murres?
Q: What's another name for ice?
Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?
Q: Why is the slippery ice like music?
Q: What's an ig?
Q: Where do seals go to see movies?
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella?
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other?
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold
Arctic Ocean and shakes?
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
Q: What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?
Q: Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?
Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
Q: Why didn't the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
Q: How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?
Q: What's the difference between a walrus and a banana?
Q: What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen?
Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
Q: What did one Greenland Shark say to the other?
Q: What's a sign that you have an irrational fear of icebergs?
Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
A: "Where were you on the night of September to March?"
( See our Guide to Arctic Sunrise and Sunset )
Q: If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
Q: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Airport traffic controller on radio to bush pilot: "What is your height and position?"
|Some Arctic Questions:
What do you do when you see an endangered Arctic animal that only eats endangered Arctic plants?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain walruses?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Our supplies just arrived here in the Arctic, and we're wondering - why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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|You know you're flying with an Arctic bush pilot if:
You don't buy a ticket - you buy a chance!
The pilot asks the passengers to chip in a little for fuel.
The pilot yells out the window to get the polar bears off the runway.
You can't board the plane unless you have the exact number of sealskins.
In-flight movie? You don't need one - your life keeps flashing before your eyes!
The pilot starts the engines with a crack of his whip... and then yells "mush" as he starts down the runway!
Instead of throttling up, the pilot makes that... kissing sound.
You hear the pilot yell "haw" just before the plane banks to the left.
You see a passenger waving a rifle, but he's demanding to be let off the plane!
Before you take off, the pilot tells you to fasten your rope.
The fuel for the plane comes from one of those big iron try-pots.
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|Lessons we can learn from a snowman: