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That's What Squallhoots Do
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Lyrics and Music by L.W.Collingwood. Copyright © 1995 Athropolis Productions Limited.
Listen to what Ludi says!
"We have lived above the Squallhoots for longer than anyone can remember," Ludi said. "Oh, they're a nasty bunch!"
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(We'll start with a Chorus -
because Squallhoots are so nasty!)
Squallhoots! Oh those...
Squallhoots! Those nasty old...
Squallhoots! Boo-de-lee-boo!

Squallhoots live underneath the snow.
They make trouble where ever they go.
They'll stick a snowball right up your nose.
That's what Squallhoots do.

They'll poke you in the eye and step on your toes.
They'll throw you out in the snow without any clothes.
They'll eat up a Throp and spit out the bones!
That's what Squallhoots do.

That's what we hear - so it must be right!
Squallhoots mean - TROUBLE IN THE NIGHT!
They'll eat a Throp in just one bite!
That's what Squallhoots do!

(Sing the Chorus again)

Squallhoots! Oh those...
Squallhoots! Those nasty old...
Squallhoots! Boo-de-lee-boo!

Well, a piece of ice is just something to throw, don't you know.
And they knock things down everywhere they go.
And they make big tracks and mess up the nice white snow!
That's what Squallhoots do.

They'll hit you on the head, and grab you by the throat.
And shake you up and down until you start to choke.
But getting eaten up is HORRIBLE, don't you know,
Squallhoots! That's what they do!

That's what we hear - so it must be right!
Squallhoots mean - TROUBLE IN THE NIGHT!
They'll eat a Throp in just one bite!
That's what Squallhoots do.

(Sing the Chorus TWO more times)

Squallhoots! Oh those...
Squallhoots! Those nasty old...
Squallhoots! Boo-de-lee-boo!


The End

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