IF I WERE A THROP - MP3 Songs from Athropolis

"WHAT?!
If I were a Throp?!
Who'd ever want to be a...a...a
THROP?!"

If I Were a Throp

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If I were a Throp?
(Who'd want to be a Throp?)
I'd rather be a mop! (That's right!)
If I were a Throp
My fun would have to stop.
I'd have to stay inside at night.

If I were a Throp
I'd have to flippy-flop up on the top,
And then I'd whop and bop you on the head.
(And make you cry!)
If I were a Throp
I'd grab you and go choppy-chop,
And throw the little pieces in the sun to fry.

Oh...That's what we hear so we know it must be right.
That's what they would do if they came out tonight.
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo if they came out tonight!

If I were a Throp? Oh! What an awful thought!
I'd rather fall in melted ice!
If YOU were a Throp... (Oh, I'd rather not, thanks.)
I don't have to ask you why.

If I were a Throp I'd want every little thing you've got -
Every pot and lollipop! (What's yours is MINE!)
If I were a Throp I'd never shop up on the top.
(It's easier to rob you when you close your eyes.)

Oh, that's what we hear - so we know it must be right.
Oh, those rumors must be true.
We've all heard the stories once or twice.
That's what they would do if they came out tonight!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo if they came out tonight!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo!
Da-wa-deh-wuh-doo if they came out tonight!

The End

Oops! We've been misinformed.
That's What Squallhoots Do + If I Were a Throp = Jiggery-Pokery

THE OTHER SONGS Certain Friends - Chasing the Clouds Away - Council Day - If I Were a Throp - If We Try I'm Not Immune to the Rays and Warmth of Sunlight - Jiggery-Pokery - Ka Me, Ka Thee Sometimes - Squallhoot Song - That's What Squallhoots Do - Wind and Rain - Words
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