Q: What do Squallhoots call all the stuff they've found on the ice and stored in the caverns?
A: Squall-loot.

Q: What's a Squallhoot's favorite musical instrument?
A: The squall-flute (but some also play the squall-lute).

Q: What do Squallhoots wear when they walk through puddles in the flooding caverns?
A: Knee-high squallboots.

Q: What did the Squallhoots sing at Snort's birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q: What do you call a wild snowball-throwing Squallhoot?
A: A brawlhoot.

Q: What do you call a Squallhoot that drags a fishing line from a growler?
A: A trawlhoot.

Q: What do you call a Squallhoot that slips and falls flat on the ice?
A: A sprawlhoot.

Q: What do you call a Squallhoot that scratches messages on the ice tablets that you can hardly read.
A: A scrawlhoot.

Q: What do you call a Squallhoot that talks verrrry slowwwwly?
A: A drawlhoot.

	ICY JOKES
	Icy Knock-Knock Jokes
	JOKE of the DAY
	THROP Jokes
	POLAR BEAR Jokes
	IT WAS SO COLD . . .
	SLED DOG Jokes
	Woolly Mammoth Jokes

Q: What's a Squallhoot's favorite sauce?
A: Chilly sauce.

Q: How do you get down into the caverns?
A: Slide down the squallchute.

Q: What does Drizzle wear to go out in the sun?
A: A squallsuit (extra heavy duty).

Q: What's a really mean Squallhoot called?
A: A squallbrute.

Q: What do you call a Squallhoot with no fur?
A: A baldhoot.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Squallhoot with a rooster?
A: A bird that HOWLS when the sun comes up.

Q: Do you know why Drizzle can jump higher than the ice castle?
A: Because the ice castle can't jump. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Q: What is a Squallhoot's favorite breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies!

Q: If Snort gets mad enough to bite you, what could you get?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What did the Squallhoot do after swallowing Jason's flashlight?
A: Roared with de-light!

Q: How do Squallhoots trace their ancestors?
A: They look in the "Big Book of Squallroots."

Q: What does Snort call a big dance in the grot?
A: A snow ball!

Q: What should you do if you meet a blue Squallhoot?
A: Cheer it up. (Throps are blue - not Squallhoots!)