Q: How does a Throp build a shelter on the ice fields?
A: Igloos it together.

Q: What do Throps drink?
A: Soda-throp.

Q: What do Throps eat with?
A: Thropsticks.

Q: What do Throps eat at the movies?
A: Thropcorn.

Q: What would you call a frozen Throp?
A: A thropsicle.

Q: Where does Ludi go to repair things he breaks in his laboratory?
A: In the workthrop.

Q: What candy do Throps like the best?
A: Lolli-throps.

Q: When Fourth Leader falls off a balcony in the ice castle - where does he land?
A: In the thropzone.

Q: What's a Throp's shaggy haircut called?
A: A throp-top.

Q: When Throps want to buy things, where do they go?
A: To the thropping-center.

Q: Where do sick Throps go?
A: To the thropital.

Q: What do you call a Throp who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm throp!

Q: Who makes sure nobody speeds in the castle hallways?
A: Traffic throps!

Q: Where do Throps go to trade or sell things?
A: To the throp-meet!

Q: What did the Throps say when they saw the Squallhoot wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing - they didn't recognize it.

Q: What did the Throps say when they saw the hungry polar bear wearing sunglasses?
A: "Ha! You fooled us once with that disguise, but not this time!"

Q: Why did First Leader jump on the floating ice?
A: He was just "goin' with the floe".

Q: What do Throps eat for lunch?
A: Iceburgers.

Q: What do Throps like in their salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.

ICY JOKES
Icy Knock-Knock Jokes
JOKE of the DAY
SQUALLHOOT Jokes
POLAR BEAR Jokes
IT WAS SO COLD . . .
SLED DOG Jokes
Woolly Mammoth Jokes

Q: What are Throps' hats called?
A: They're called ice caps.

Q: Where does Toot keep his money?
A: In the First National Snowbank.

Q: How do you make a Throp float?
A: Just add cola and ice-cream.

Q: How do you make a Throp shake?
A: Just sneak up and yell BOO!

Q: What's small, cuddly and purple?
A: Crystal (the Throplet) when she's held her breath WAY too long!

Q: How long are a Throp's shoes?
A: Two feet.

Q: How do Throps travel around the ice fields?
A: By icicle! (Bicycle, get it?)

Q: What should you do if you find a white Throp?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue again.

Q: What happened when the girl Throp broke up with the boy Throp?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder (but he didn't know which one it was - they were BOTH cold).

Q: How do Throps preserve their food?
A: It's freeze-dried, or course!

Q: What do Throps use when they're playing board games?
A: Da ice!