Imagine a place unchanged since the end of the Great Ice Age. A place where the mighty Woolly Mammoth might still roam!
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A: Because they didn't have chickens in the Ice Age.
Q: What time is it when a Great Woolly Mammoth sits on your igloo?
Q: What is huge, shaggy, has 16 feet and sounds terrible.
Q: What's huge and shaggy with tusks and horns?
Q: What would you give to a Mammoth that is having an anxiety attack?
Q: What is shaggy, has a wand, huge wings, flies at night, and gives money to Woolly Mammoths?
Q: What do you call a
Squallhoot under a Great Woolly Mammoth?
Q: Why do Mammoths sometimes walk on two feet?
Q: What happened to the Mammoth that swallowed the
Q: Why did the Woolly Mammoth swallow the Guiding Orb?
Q: What kind of vehicle is big, has shaggy upholstery and a trunk that won't open?
Q: What weighs 4 tons and has 16 wheels?
Q: Why do Woolly Mammoths have trunks?
Q: What's another reason Mammoths have trunks?
Q: What do Great Woolly Mammoths wear when they go swimming?
Q: Why couldn't the two Great Woolly Mammoths go swimming?
Q: Why were the Mammoths thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Wrong! Not a Woolly Mammoth! Two Throps going on a holiday!
Q: What do you do when a Great Woolly Mammoth sneezes?
Q: What has 5 legs, 3 ears, 2 trunks and 3 tusks?
Q: How do you know when a Mammoth is under your bed?
Q: How do you run over a Mammoth?
Q: What do you get if you cross a Woolly Mammoth and a kangaroo?
Q: What's the difference between a cookie and a Mammoth?
Q: What's the difference between an injured Mammoth and bad weather?
Q: What is the best way to get a wild Woolly Mammoth?
Q: How do you write a report on a Great Woolly Mammoth?
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Q: What did the Mammoth say when the Squallhoot grabbed its tail?
Q: What do you get when you cross a jaguar with a Woolly Mammoth?
Q: What is HUGE, has tusks, a long woolly coat, and is made of concrete?
Q: What's got a trunk, ivory, and four legs?
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